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Chuck Norris to the rescue!

Angels sang out, in immaculate chorus, Down from the heavens, descended Chuck Norris, Who delivered a kick, which could kill most, Into the crotch, of that outlaw ghost.*

Okay, so Chuck Norris just saved your lives by hurting the ghost royally. Unfortunately he randomly ran away afterwards, but at least he bought you some time.

*Lyrics based on The Ultimate Showdown


Written by Rokkon

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