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Dr. Hugo

You decide to run to the hospital now that you know everything you eat makes you fatter. When you make the appointment, the nurse looks at you weird because you don't have a shirt on.

Because you're not terminally ill, it takes hours for the doctor to see you. Your stomach starts growling. Then you get an idea...

Dr. Hugo finally calls you in. You sit down on the table. Your gut spills over your pants. He asks "What's the problem?". You almost scream at him "I'm getting fatter!" He laughs and says "Well, I think the donuts are to blame for that." as he grabs one of your rolls.

"No, I mean that today when I woke up I was 15 pounds heavier! I was 160 with 6 pack abs yesterday, but now"...... (You shake your belly)

"Listen, I recommend diet and excersise."

"THAT WON'T WORK EITHER!!!!" You scream. "Cause when I was weighing myself today I popped a piece of gum in my mouth and I gained 3 more pounds! LOOK"

You step on the the scale. It says 178 pounds. You then swallow a piece of gum. The scale now reads 180 pounds.

"Woah!" says Doctor Hugo. "Alright let me run some tests......


Written by donbozek

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