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Bovine Anal Probe

You see a building in the distance and think that it may be a good hiding place for the time being. As you run toward the structure, your legs aching, your throat burning from the cold night air, you think to yourself, "HA! Those assholes thought they were gonna get me with the flashy thing! I'll show 'em flashy thing."

As you approach the doors of the building, you notice the oddness of the space around you. The air suddenly seems warmer and thicker, and there is no sound. Looking at the building, you notice that the entire surface is smooth and devoid of any markings. You touch the surface and feel a warm pulsing sensation. You are aware that the two men are slowly approaching, even though you cannot see or hear them. The strange atmospheric conditions hinder your movement slightly, but you manage to find a door and duck into the building.

Oddly, the interior of the building seems normal. It seems to be an old barn that hasn't seen much action lately. "I must have hit my head or somethin', 'cause that shit out there was wierd! I gotta get outta here. Ain't no tellin what them dudes want from me. Gotta be another door 'round here somewhere!" Carefully, you stumble through the darkness, aware in the back of your mind that you are able to see in the dark. You become accustomed to the darkness and make your way down a hallway, vaguely aware that you are going uphill.

You see what you think might be an exit, and your pace quickens. Rounding the corner, the hallway opens up into a large space that is dimly lit. It appears to be empty, so you take this opportunity to rest. Leaning against the wall, you realize that you still have the flashy thing in your hand. Mumbling under your breath, "I oughta' just flashy thing myself back to town. Or flashy thing those two back to hell!" Rolling the object in your hand, you notice the room becoming lighter. To your surprise, the room is filled with row upon row of cows. Suddenly, a bright beam shines down on you and you look at the object in your hand. The smoothness of the long slender object seems unearthly. Almost mesmerized by the feel and shape of the instrument you notice that you are becoming aroused. Even though this seems disturbing, it does not keep you from noticing the small stamped print on the side of the object. You squint, straining to see the tiny words. Suddenly, blackness closes in on you as you face the realization of why you were brought here and what the object is and what those words say. The blackness engulfs you as the words BOVINE ANAL PROBE spin their way through your mind.


Written by gelcoat (edited by wanderer)

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