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Rhinos Are Big In Hollywood

On second thought, maybe this is your big chance to break into show business. You'd be great as Rock Steady in the next Ninja Turtles movie. And what about the upcoming Spiderman movie everyone's talking about? Wouldn't you be perfect as Spidey's arch-enemy, The Rhino?

First things first. You need to get dressed before you fly off to Hollywood. In your new form, however, the only things that still fit are an old pair of running shorts and a no-longer-oversized tee-shirt. Oh, well, it'll have to do for now. After dressing, you sit down to make a list. First, stop at an all-you-can-eat place for lunch (you're famished). Second, drop by the Big & Tall Men's Store for a new wardrobe. Third, head for a photo studio to get some 8x10 glossies made (gotta have something to hand those Hollywood agents). Finally, call your travel agent and order a one-way ticket to Hollywood.

You're all set. List in hand, you march out the front door, your double-horned head held high.


Written by Funny Animal

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