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Hi, Boys and Girls!

As you waddle through the front gate, giddy with anticipation, a boy and a girl (they appear to be siblings) unexpectedly rush up to you.

"Mommy! Mommy, look at the hippo man!" the little girl cries gleefully, pointing at you as she jumps up and down.

"Wow, he sure is fat!" the boy adds, poking you in the gut.

"Aw, I think he's cute!" the girl proclaims, impulsively hugging your mammoth belly.

You come to a dead stop, paralyzed with dread. A single careless move from you could easily crush or smother the carefree youngsters frolicking about you.

"Ooh, let me get a picture!" calls a middle-aged woman, aiming a camera at the three of you. The children dutifully come to a halt, face the woman, and smile. You are sweating profusely, and your heart is racing, but somehow you manage a goofy grin.

"Oh, that is just adorable!" the woman squeals as she snaps your picture.

You want to leave, but more and more children are running up to you.


Written by Funny Animal

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