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You're big and you're bad

"Monster!", you howl, a sea of rage swirling through your overworked mind brought on by the throbbing pain of the scald on your face being tickled by the fuzzy hair on your wolf outfit, "Monster, I've had about enough of you pretending to be a UPS guy. I'm going to have to shoot you."

The UPS Guy/Loch Ness Monster pirouettes the light fandango in front of you, leaps into the air, and disappears in a puff of smoke, leaving only the parcel he brought.

Your curiousity gets the better of you, and peering thru your wolf's mask you make out that the parcel has been sent from Europe, Britain in fact, from Yeovil in the West Country. Pulling off your wolf costume's clawed and gnarled hands, you open the box.

Inside is a Minidisc player, stuck to which is a note that says "Play me Bailey" - overcome by curiousity, you power up the small Sony and hit the play button, and a cacophony of noise assaults your larger than average ears (on account of being a Wolf) it's the Treorchy Male Voice Choir! "Ooo-arrrr it's Ambrosia-a-a", they screech.

This is too much, even for you. "Barnum and Treorchy bite me singing Welsh Weeds", you mutter to the sidewall, which doesn't reply.

Just then a fork of lightning strikes you on the snout, and everything goes black.


Written by Righters Block (edited by wanderer)

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