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Fight Like a Hippo ... or Crawl Like a Weasel?

The gator's friendly slap leaves your neck and back throbbing with pain. The prospect of going one-on-one with the frighteningly powerful reptile suddenly loses its appeal for you.

"Uh, well, I dunno," you mumble weakly. "I mean, it wouldn't, you know, really be ..."

With lightning speed, the gator clamps a massive fist around your wrist, trapping you in an iron grip.

"No, no, no," the gator scolds you gently but firmly. "No backing out now." The massive reptile begins striding towards the wrestling ring, dragging you behind him like a rag doll. Frantically, you struggle to break free of the gator's viselike grip, but it's no use; the gator is at least twice as strong as you are.

A group of morphs rapidly forms around the ring, obviously eager to witness the impending bout. The bear and the bull abruptly end their match and back off, leaving the ring vacant. It looks like you're going to wrestle the alligator after all, whether you like it or not.


Written by Funny Animal

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