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As the attendant prattles on about biodiversity and habitat preservation, you notice that one of the passengers is studying you intently. He is a small boy, perhaps five years old, staring at you in that wide-eyed way that only a five-year-old can. The man and woman seated next to him--his parents, no doubt--are entirely focused on a map of the park held between them, loudly debating which attraction to see next.
The boy's intense stare is making you decidedly uncomfortable. Unnoticed by his bickering parents, the child drifts closer and closer to you, until his face is practically brushing up against your wobbling belly.
"Who are you?" he asks with absolute innocence.
"I'm a wolf," you answer, forcing a grin.
"Why are you so fat?" he inquires.
"I ate three little pigs for lunch," you ad-lib, breaking into a sweat.
"Why?"
"I was hungry."
"Why?"
You groan silently. It's going to be a long ride.
Written by Funny Animal