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Werepresident

You realize that the best person to bite would be ... George W. Bush. After all, Al Gore is just a dumb idiot now, and Bill Clinton is retired. Besides, you live in Washington, D.C.

George Bush runs screaming past you, yelling, "HELP!WEREWOLVES!"

"Oh, this is just too easy", you grin to yourself. You tap him on the shoulder, smile, and bite him. He becomes a werewolf.

He then says, "I will now pass legislation to benefit werewolves." He leaves, and you disregard the promise for the empty thing it is ... everyone knows the President doesn't make legislation. He just signs it into law. (Besides, you don't think even lycanthropy could make Congress agree on anything.) Now how do you take over the world?


Written by Mitchell Lord (edited by wanderer)

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