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Drinking like a fish

There's nothing for it. You breath. And it's good. There's an added intensity to inhaled beer. If you ever get out of the glass there'd probably be a marketing opportunity.

However, beer through the gills of a small fish with a low alcohol tolerance takes a quick toll. You try and steady yourself on the bottom of the glass and see what's going on in the room. You see Alex and Ben sitting on the bed. Alex seems to be shouting at Ben, but you can't hear her words. Between Ben's feet you see something long and hairy. Fred's tail.

"The fool's still there", you think. You just have to hope Ben doesn't move his feet and step on the tail. But as you watch you begin not to care. Breathing beer in a glass is turning out to be one of the best things you've ever done.

Only problem is the room's starting to get more crowded. There are now four people on the bed and two wolves beneath it. You being to feel alone. Why does everybody else have friends? You begin to weep.


Written by Graham

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