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Pride Goeth Before the Fall

It takes only a few laps around the park to work off the last few pounds of fat from your midsection. You can literally feel the flab melting away! You give your now-flat belly a firm slap. Hard as a rock!

Mission accomplished, you decide to take a final “victory lap” around the park before returning to the gym. As you jog along the tree-lined path, filled with pride and exuberance, you just can’t help showing off your stupendous physique to everyone you pass. The first passerby gets an eyeful of your rippling deltoids, the second is treated to the sight of your bulging biceps, and the third is honored with a peek at your chiseled abs.

Nearing the halfway point, you think to yourself, “Might as well give ‘em the full effect.” Still jogging, you begin to remove your tank top, eagerly anticipating the appreciative stares your exposed torso is sure to elicit.

Halfway over your head, however, your shirt becomes entangled on your long, sharp horns. You yank the garment to one side, then the other, but it is hopelessly snagged. You are running blind...and at full speed!

The second-to-last thing you hear is someone shouting, “Look out, mister!”

The last thing you hear is a loud “CRASH!”


Written by Funny Animal

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