Well, you know the fairy story

Seeing the couple gives you an idea, and you hop off your lilly pad and swim over to them.

Climbing out onto a rock, you call out hello; they don't hear you, so you shout out "HELLO".

They stop, and look around.

You say "Excuse me, I was just hoping that by some strange quirk of fate, you might happen to be a princess?"

They look very surprised, and ask why.

At this point, you explain that by a strange and bizarre series of events, which you wouldn't bore them with, you have been transformed into a frog.

They laugh, clearly not believing you.

Written by Karen Ford (with minor edits by Phaedrus)