Formalities

Ooookaaaay... Now the boy... is a little girl.

WHY are you having such a bad day?

"Stop doing that!!" you cry.

The little girl seems somewhat confused, frowning at you with insigtful brown eyes. "Stop what?"

"The whole... shifting... thing... You seem to forget what kind of 'forms' are 'acceptable' in this day and age? I'll tell you what kind of form is acceptable! The kind that doesn't change drastically!!"

The little girl seems taken aback. "Oh, you're one of those. Figures."

"One of what?" you ask.

She doesn't seem to hear you. "Of all the people I could come up against, I come up against the ONE person who doesn't shift..."

"What are you talking about? People don't shift here."

The little girl's face falls and she turns back to you. "What year is it?"

You rattle off the date. The little girl does NOT seem happy.

"And, just for reference, what planet is this?"

"Well...Earth, of course..."

"WHAT?!! Why that dirty little... I'm going to eat his heart!! Not only does he send me to the wrong time, he sends me to the wrong planet, too!" The little girl rages, stamping her feet and knotting her fists. "Just perfect!! I'm going to kill him myself!"

You wisely decide not to interfere.

After a while, she calms down. "Okay, fine. I'll deal with Sorason later. First off, I need to get off this planet, and if you other Earthians or Earthers or whatever you call yourselves are NEARLY as put off by me as you were, I'm going to pretty much have to drag you along with me."

"ME?! Why me?!"

"Because you already know what I am," the girl responds, as if it's rather obvious.

"No, I don't!! I just know I've got a freak of nature that's supposedly not from this time, not from this planet, and DOESN'T like Twinkies!! I don't even know your name, if you even HAVE one!"

The girl frowns. "Oh, forgive me. I suppose I didn't introduce myself. I was given the name Sa'phim Tharav D'xojin Wau."

"And I should call you...?"

"Wau will do," she says, then grabs you by the hand and begins pulling you towards the door. "Now come on, Earth-liver, we've got work to do..."

Wait a second! You're forgetting something!

Written by Dark Aries (edited by wanderer)

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