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Meeting the President for a 'friendly chat'.

You calmly walk across the lawn and smash your way through the front entrance of the white house. A few smartly-dressed guys in black suits and sunglasses try and stop you, but you throw several out of the way. A tall one who was irritating you gets a blob of acid in his face - after his eyes melt, the others leave you alone.

"Oh, Mr Presssiiidennnnt..." you howl, in a sibilant and snake-like voice. You walk into the office, exactly as it's seen in movies and news reports - round, with a view of the grounds, an eagle on the floor, and a desk, covered in paper work - and behind the desk, President Bush, Jr.

"Who... what... are you?" he gasps, quivering visibly.

"My race has aspects towards world domination. If you give in to our demands, this will be painless. If not... well..." You lie with surprising ease - and at "Well", you hold up your hand and draw out five super-sharp claws. "You'll be gutted... and the results..."

The President picks up a phone and yells, "CODE RED! CODE RED!!! READY ALL MISSILES! AND SEND AS MANY GUARDS AS YOU CAN - MY OFFICE!" You grab the treacherous little fool and throttle him. He howls as the venom on your claws rots away his throat lining... and soon, although alive, he can no longer talk.

"FOOL! You shall be held hostage!" you roar, fusing the door together by smashing the desk into it and spitting acid all over it.

Oooh.


Written by an anonymous author (edited by wanderer)

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