Your new side-kick

Now you begin to stare at the pie. It continues to stare back. This goes on for about 20 minutes until the pie finally breaks the silence. "Thank you for saving my life, I was being held captive by that evil woman."

"Uh, yeah, no problem," you reply.

The pie inches closer and speaks again. "For saving my life I owe you a life debt. From this day forth, I shall never leave your side, my friend!"

At first you think, "Oh, great, this is really gonna' cramp my style." But then you remember some words of wisdom from your old man. "Remember, my son, chicks dig a guy with pie. How do you think I meet your mother?" With this in mind you go to the disco to pick up some women.

Written by Thrillhouse

It's All in the Crust

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