Video games do help!

You mutter something, and your body turns into a robot,or half robot at least.But with a rocket launcher for an arm, how can you complain.You shoot a rocket,but jim is no ordinary man though.He survived,and then you could see he was really....CHUCK NORRIS.

You shoot more rockets, but to no avail.so you do one last thing.The only way to beat chuck norris.You summon

Gandalf the grey and gandalf the white and monty python and the holy grails black knight,and benito mussolini, and the blue meanie,cowboy curtis,and jambi the jeanie,robocop,the terminator,captain kirk and darth vader,lo pan,superman,and every single power ranger,Bill S Preston and Theodor Logan,Spock,the rock, dock ock,and hulk hogan

to all come out lightning fast,and then kick Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass.

Then the cops come.armed.heavily.No problem.You smile evily.

Written by Naruto

showdown of fate

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