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Yes

"Yes?" you grunt into the telephone.

"Hello!" replies a nauseatingly cheerful woman. "I want to tell you about a wonderful new calling card that can save you thousands of dollars every minute. You won't believe it! Not only does it save you money; it fills out your tax returns for you and even sorts the laundry. No matter what you want, this is the card for you!"

You roar into the telephone before hanging up. You realize that you aren't accustomed to roaring at people, but you feel that it was justified by the despicable sales pitch. You even may have done old Fred Jacobsen a favor. Only a true nutcase would call back after getting such a frosty reception. You almost feel sorry for the woman, but not quite.

You return to the chicken breast but decide that you've had enough to eat for the time being. You're still hungry, of course, but you could stand to slip into something more comfortable . . . or perhaps nothing at all. Suddenly, the concept of clothing amuses you, and you start laughing like a madman. You sit and howl for a good ten minutes.


Written by Joey Liverwurst

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