I'm an Elephant, Man!

"I'd like to be an elephant, please."

"Excellent choice!" replies the cat-girl as she takes out a lazer and fires at you.

Your clothes vanish as you become big, fat and heavy and are forced down on all fours. Your fingers and toes fuse, becoming four huge elephant feet. Your ears grow huge, two of your teeth turn to tusks and your nose elongates into a long, prehensile trunk.

"I'm an elephant!" you cry "This is cool!". You start to trumpet but the catgirl leaps up and grabs your trunk.

"Not so loud!" she whispers "We'll both be in trouble if anyone else finds us! Let's just fix my ship, shall we?"

Written by AR Jackson

Fix the ship

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