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Better Call the ASPCA

Your clothes feel unusually tight, and you haven't even had supper yet. With some apprehension, you slowly unbutton your shirt. You have chest hair! Well, of course you have chest hair, but you have considerably more than you did when you took a shower this morning. A closer inspection shows that the hair isn't limited to your chest, either; it seems to be growing everywhere, save the palms of your--no, some is beginning to sprout there, too. It just doesn't stand out next to those pads on your hands. You don't recall those from your shower, either.

All of a sudden, you look down at your wing tips. Shouldn't you take them off in case your feet are changing?


Written by Joey Liverwurst

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