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As you drive, you wonder if Fred has some sort of hoodoo at work on you for you to feel he is such a friend all of a sudden. Sure, man's best friend and all, but all he did was deliver you one compliment. Oh, and offer you everlasting life and employment. All right, maybe he is a true friend after all.

As you smile to yourself, he startles you!