Curses, Foiled Again!

You throw the martini at Dr. Lengths. "Not this time, villain!" you yell. He only smiles. "What are you smiling at?" you ask. Then you see... The door leading to the next room opens, and into the room walks the biggest, meanest, ugliest, smelliest semi-humanoid you've ever even imagined. The brute glares at you with an inhuman glare in its eye... Then it grins... Dr. Lengths laughs wickedly. "I'm glad you came, so you could meet my... associate, Guido. A hard lump forms in your throat as you break out in a cold sweat. As Guido approaches, you realize that your options are very limited. There are maybe five things you could do...

Written by Corvus

Run!
Attack Guido
Talk him out of it.... oh sod it just shoot him and run
Put Guido down with a swift Judo move
Inject yourself with the Proto-Morphic-virus you keep in your pocket.

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