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You try to make a Mai Tai, your favorite, but you can't find any blue curaçao. No matter; you just make it without the blue curaçao. The rum has a funny aftertaste, though, and you decide you don't want any more after only two sips.

You sit down on the sofa and wonder whether the rum should be thrown out. Obviously, this is not your house or your bar set, but anything rancid or spoiled should be disposed of, regardless of whose it is. You feel a bit warm and roll up your shirt sleeves. On second thought, you slip off your shoes, as well. This makes you feel better, enough so that in a minute you get up to pour out the rum. "You've been drunk enough," you sing to yourself, chuckling.

As you empty the bottle, a button pops off your shirt. "Whatever happened to craftsmanship?" you wonder. Annoyed, you rip off your shirt with one hand and throw it into a corner. You feel even cooler after doing this, your body hair sufficient to keep you warm, and you're confident that in no time, you'll be feeling like yourself again. Relieved, you run back over to the sofa and jump onto it. All you need is a nap, and you'll be fine!


Written by Joey Liverwurst

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