Lord Help Us

"Religion?" The Squirrel said, "I know you humans have come up with things like that, but I've never been quite sure of what they actually are." You look at the squirrel confused, "Do you not believe in a higher being that created this world?"

"Well, the creator of this world actually is the person we work under. He is the creator and the protector of time itself. We work in order to help defend its balance." You seem very shocked by this. How could this be? You now work for 'God'?