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The Chemicals Between Us

Traces of a moustache appear immediately on Fred the human being's face. They jut out like wires, though, much to everyone's surprise. Fred the human being moans as he grows a beard like yours . . . except his keeps growing and extends down his neck. Eventually, the growth spreads to his exposed forearms, continuing until he presumably is covered in fur. He is far from resembling a wolf, though.

As anticipated, his ears become pointed and relocate to the top of his head. They stay short, though, like a cat's. Of course! The once-human Fred is becoming a full-fledged cat. Even as you realize this, he already is disappearing into his clothes, which are now much too large for him. Soon, only a pile of dirty clothes is visible. Fred the wolf goes over to sniff the pile, and a rather large manx cat uncovers itself.

The wolf growls, and the cat bolts for the kitchen. A chase ensues, and you decide the best plan of action is to get out of the way. You go to the bathroom to contemplate your beard.


Written by Joey Liverwurst

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