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Just a Simple Mistake, Really

--a coyote. Whoever heard of turning into a coyote? A wolf, sure, but a friggin' coyote? If anything, you have become shorter in the process.

"Oh, dear," says the squirrel. "That is not how people change on the planet where I am supposed to be. Please forgive me for this intrusion; your family indeed is human, after all." Having said that, the squirrel exits through a magical doorway that vanishes without leaving a trace.

"How very odd," you think, until you realize that you are still a coyote. "Wait a minute!" you scream, and you spend a minute or two begging for the squirrel to return. It is no use, and you begin to wonder how you will explain your new look to friends, relatives, and the news media.


Written by Joey Liverwurst

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