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Chaos abounds

As you walk with Albert to the front door, you hear a crash from inside the house. Moving quickly, you both run to the door and fling it open, onlyto see a mass overflowing from the kitchen.

"Is that... eggs and bacon?" you say, seeing a growing pile of food that has overtaken the kitchen, composed entirely of dozens of cooked eggs and strips of bacon. "Where's Fred!?" Albert shouts, looking about the apartment for your fox companion. "Over here? you hear his voice as the garbage disposal roars to life, and the two of you hurry over to see Fred standing on the counter, stuffing eggs and bacon down the disposal as fast as he can with a plunger, buried up to his neck in the pile himself.

"What happened!?" you and Albert ask at the same time.

"Everything just started multiplying after you left." he says, "At first I was like, cool, endless bacon, but they it just kept piling up!"

"Wait... did I do this!?" you say outloud, thinking to the first possible thing that could have cause it, "All I did was cook some eggs and bacon!"

"Are you sure!?" says Albert, trying to force more of the food into the disposal with Fred as the pile continues growing.

"Yes, literally, that is all I did!" you say, remembering everything you did clearly.

"Well, find where it's all coming from and try and stop it!" Says Albert.

You look at the pile, seeing as bacon and eggs seem to split apart, but the bulk of it seems to be piling up from underneath, so you start digging, getting covered in yolk and bacon grease and you as you burrow towards the source. Then you reach a portion where the food is practically flowing from., the two plates you had originally placed on the table. You grab the, pulling the out of the pile, where the egg and bacon continues to flow. Then you throw them against the wall, smashing them into a million pieces.

The bacon and eggs stop immediately, the pile becomes still.

"Awww, those were my mom's plates." says Fred. Both you and Albert give him a good look of non-amusement.

"Ok, new rule, I don't do cooking. EVER." you say, visibly upset at this turn out.

"Come on, it's not like you knew this would happen," says Fred, licking egg yolk off his finger tips, "And personally, eggs are one of my favorites."

"Yeah, but, come on," you counter, "DEMON OF GLUTTONY!" And you motion to yourself, "I'm so stupid, I should have known something like this would happen!"

"No one got hurt, that's the most important thing," says Albert, "An you couldn't have known, we barely know anything about demon stuff."

"Albert, it should have been obvious," you insist, pinching the bridge of your nose. "An who know what other surprises there are?" you say, breaking down into crying again.

"We'll deal with it as comes," says Fred, trying to wade through the pile of food towards you, until he slips and tumbles out of the pile. And you see he has put on a significant amount of weight, having gone from a skinny fox to portly, a layer of pudge on him.

"And Fred's fat again," you say, still breaking up about all this.

"How much did you eat?" asks Albert.

"Just a few slices, but then it all started multiplying, including what I ate." says Fred, "It's hardly anything compared to last time." he tries to assure you.

"See what I mean!?" you say, "If I stick around, it's only a matter of time before I mess you both up. You saw what that Demon did, I'm just a ticking time bomb to the same thing!"

Albert comes over to you and takes a deep breath...


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