No if, ands, or butts

You slip into the store, keeping your distance as Albert closes in. "Rick," says Albert, his voice stern, "Put the candy down, and let's talk about this." he says. Rick turns his attention to Albert, now bigger around then the gator. "Calm down, and we'll walk outside..."

"NO! It's MINE, I bought it, I want it." says Rick, "You can't tell me what I can and can't have, your not my mother!" He says, then stuffs a whole box of snickers into his mouth, chewing and swallowing.

"Yeah, I'm not your mother, but I can tell this isn't good for you," says Albert.

"Blah blah blah, don't eat this, eat that, you'll never grow like your sisters if you don't... blah blah blah, I don't care anymore," he says, "It's what I want, so but out!" he says, filling his maw again, and you see his waistband tightening as he continues swelling with the influx of thousands if not millions of calories.

Albert can see that he is not getting through to him. He lunges and tries to grab Rick around the waist, but by now the Hyena's stomach exceeds Albert's arm width, making for a sloppy grip.

"I said butt out!" says Rick, swinging his gut and knocking Albert down, then turning and sitting on top of him as he continues devouring sweets. You need to do something, before Albert get's squished...

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Try knock him out

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