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A Were-Pig?

You see that your chest hair is gone, your stomach is bulging and you're turning pink.

"Umm... Fred, I'm changing, but it's not into a werewolf."

Your shirt then rips open and you look at your hands. They seem to be human. You check your butt. Unfortunately, it is also bulging and you now have a tail.

"Fred, you @#&! You're turning me into a were-pig!"

"Oh. That's never happened before. Maybe when I bite someone, their form is dependent on the character. I was a ladies' man and now I'm a wolf."

He begins to laugh as your pants rip.

"Maybe you were a slob who was also perverted. Maybe you were selfish too."

You squeal and say, "FIX IT! I DON'T LOOK GOOD WITH PORK ON MY BODY! I DON'T WANT A CURLY TAIL! (Grunt) AND I DON'T WANT A SNOUT!!!"

"Sorry. I don't know how to fix it. If I could, do you think I would still be a wolf?"

It seems that your sloth and love of porno will now be your downfall. Will Fred help you, or will he do his, "wolf from the 3 little pigs" thing on you?


Written by Tassadar/Zeratul Archon (edited by phaedrus)

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