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Mistaken identity

The zombies approach you, and you realize you have no shells. They lurch ever closer... you're cornered! They... start to sniff the air?

"Ohh, my mistake, your one of us! Wow, how did you get your skin to be all alive looking like that? Very good deception when you go to sneak a bite o' someones cranium right?", the zombie says elbowing you in the side. You then realize your fart smelled so bad that they mistook you for a rotting corpse!

"I love these earthquakes...always make me feel like taking a walk, get a little brain to gnaw on, and just get out of the crypt a while, ya know? By the way I'm Calvin. You?", the decayed undead abomination asks in a friendly tone, putting his arm around your shoulder.


Written by Wayne Sheeler (edited by wanderer)

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