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Oh, Spit!

"I know the perfect way to get our show cancelled quick," Fred continues. "We'll make with the four-letter words, and the censors will eat Lengths alive."

"Good idea," you reply. "I'll go first." Taking a deep breath, you prepare to let loose the rudest string of exclamations you can think of. "Holy spit, Fred!" you shout. Then you stop. That didn't come out right. You try again. "Heck!" you scream. "Fudge! Darn! Shoot!"

"Is that the best you can do?" asks Fred, wrinkling his nose.

"It is indeed," comes Lengths' mocking voice. "Trying to get the censors on my case, eh? Well, it won't work. I have the 'Family Filter' on. You two can't say or do anything obscene, vulgar, or profane, no matter how hard you try. Mwah-hah-hah-hah!"

In utter frustration, you attempt to give Lengths the finger, but all you can manage is a peace sign. Darn it all to heck!


Written by Funny Animal (edited by phaedrus)

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