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Never Forget

... an elephant! Your nose snakes out into a trunk, your ears fan out like sails, your limbs thicken into pillars, and your body balloons out like a blimp. Within seconds, your sides are pressing against the walls, and your back is scraping against the ceiling. You are firmly trapped within your bathroom.

You're an elephant, all right ... but not like any elephant you've ever seen. Your eyes look like elongated ping pong balls, and your skin is a creamy yellow-brown, the exact color of ... peanut butter?

"PEANUT BUTTER!" you gasp out loud. With surprising ease, you burst free of your bathroom prison, crashing through walls and doors as though they were foam board, and lumber to the kitchen. Squeezing your huge head through the doorway, you reach out with your trunk and snatch the box of breakfast cereal from the counter.

"Peanut Butter Crunch," reads the package. Your eyes slide down to the smiling (smirking?) faces of Cap'n Crunch and his faithful companion, Smedley the Elephant.


Written by Funny Animal (edited by phaedrus)

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