Waiting for ... well, not Godot ...

"Honestly", you tell Fred, "I have no idea."

The two of you stand in silence for a moment ... when, suddenly, there's a knock at the door!

Cautiously, you approach the door, not lifting the shade from the window in the middle. "Who is it?", you call.

"Let me in!", cries a panicked voice from the other side. "For crying out loud, let me IN!"

You yank open the door to find ...

Written by Wanderer