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My kingdom for a gas mask!

"You've uh....NEVER had a bath?" you say, not very surprised.

"uhhhh.....what is a bath again?" The stinky beast asks you.

"It's when you wash yourself in water and soap" you tell him.

"Nope.....but it sounds like fun" he says "hmm....let's do it now!"

"Uh...okay, you could use one!" You say happily, as you will be rid of that hideous odor.

You and the werewolf go further into the dungeon, eventually finding a large room with twenty showers.

"Wow" you exclaim. "Yeah, it's a pretty nice dungeon" he answers.

"Well, let's get started" you begin " this is actually more of a shower than a bath, but I don't think it'll matter. First, take off your clothes." Yes quickly turn away as he undresses. When you look back, you find that you can't see "anything" over his fur. "Now what?" he asks "turn on the water, and rub the soap against your body, especially the armpits and feet!"

"okay....for how long?" he finally asks

"It varies....for you, I'd say thirty minutes to an hour" you say

"Really? seems like too long" he questions..

"Not for you, my musky friend" you tell him

He pretends to be insulted and goes to shower. Five minutes later, the wolfbeast comes out of the shower, to your surprise.

"What do you think?" He says as he lifts his arm to give you a sample.

You stare at his wet armpit and try to move back, avioding the beast's underarm, but he grabs you and brings you closer to sniff the beast's odor. As you inhale through your nose, and you breathe in a combination of horrible body odor and wet dog fur.

Once again your beastly friend loses control of how long he's had your head in his armpit and you black out from the outrageous stink. Who new a werewolf could smell worse after showering? Just be glad you didn't smell the corny toes on his cheesy feet!


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