Stupid Girl

"You want revenge?" Shirley asks wickedly.

You look at Shirley longingly, staring at her vivacious, bountiful ...

"Hey, perv boy!", Shirley yells into your dazed expression, "do you want my help or not!?"

"Oop ... sorry. Sure, how are you gonna help?" you ask.

"You can pick one object from this chest", she replies, holding out a wooden box, "and each one has a special power."

You reach for the chest ...

"Not my chest!!", Shirley snaps.

You open the other chest and remove...

Written by Luved One