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Torturing the fat oaf

"NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!" Roger cries. "Please stop! If I laugh too much then I'll-"

He doesn't have time to finish. You take the stuffed raven and gently move its feathers up and down the soles of the large reptile's feet. Roger is laughing uncontrollably, and you're just so amused from it all!

Suddenly, the ground starts to shake. You feel the ground underneath you slowly move apart, and you know what's coming next.

"I TRIED to tell you!! If I laugh too hard it causes earthquakes!!!"

"How the heck can you do that, rowr?!?"

"I DON'T KNOW!!!!!"

Now you can feel it. The lights fall off the walls and the doorway Roger is stuck in crumbles to the ground. Roger grabs you in a flash and runs to a corner in the room.

"THE WORLD'S COMING TO AN END!!!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!"


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