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Hogtied

In short order, you have the brute hogtied and on the floor. You're not sure why the rope can hold such a powerful creature. You suspect that Beefcake's magic spell had something to do with strengthening the ropes. After all, it gave you instant knowledge of how to use the lassoo... not to mention a Texas accent.

You grab beefcake by his nosering while you have a foot on his chest and pull him towards you.

"Pardner, you are going to find me that witch and we are going to make her turn me back into my old self."

Beefcake looks like he's trying to remember something. After a few seconds, drool starts to drip down form his mouth. You tug on the ring again to get his attention.

"Ow!" said the minotaur. "That hurt!"

"Either you help me, or I leave you like this," you threaten.

"Me help you if you get witch to turn me back too," the minotaur finally spits out.

"You weren't always a Minotaur?" you ask, raising your hat curiously. "You sure act like you've been one all yer life."

"Me used to be real smart scientist guy," said Beefcake ernestly. "But witch make me too stupid to 'member science stuff. You make me smart and not furry. Me help you go back to being cow."

"I WASN'T A COW! I USED TO BE A MAN!"

"Oh... me sorry. Me only see you as cow."

"WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU MET A TALKING COW!?"

Beefcake is silent for a while before managing a shrug. You sigh and begin to untie him.

"All right," you say as you unloop the lassoo. "We'll go get the witch together. I'm hopin' you know where she is and how to get there."

Beefcake leaps up happily nodding his massive head. "Me has good idea where she is... me think me do anyway."

You sigh and hope this brick doesn't lead you the wrong way. You would hate to see what the witch would do to you if you walked into a trap. You push that out of your mind as you start humming "Get Along Little Dogies" quietly to yourself and following the minotaur.


Written by Noman

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