Cat on a hot wood fire

"I'M NOT A WITCH!!" screams Jennifer as you are both tied to a stake on top of a bonfire "I'M INNOCENT!!!"

"Please, I have sensative hearing!" you wail

"Shut up! If you hadn't become a cat they wouldn't burn us!". Jennifer feels the ground shaking. "Oh great, an earthquake now!"

"That's not an earthquake!" you say, looking out the front gate and seeing a familiar fat dragon running towards it "It's Roger!"

Written by AR

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