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I didn't know McDonalds had a petting zoo...

No that you're up close, you can clearly see that these security guards aren't human. Well, not entirely. The one in front of you is mostly human - he's about the same height as you, and everything seems normal until you reach the head. He has a wolf's head, you realise. You glance over your shoulder, and discover that the second guard has the head of a bird - an eagle. What the heck is going on? Suddenly, the wolf starts talking.

"What are you doing here?" His voice is rough and husky (lol double pun), with a slight accent; you're able to understand him just fine, though.

"I don't know..." You say, "I just walked through a door and found myself here."

The wolf tilts his head quizzically. "Mm-hmm. Maybe you came through the front door?" His partner chuckles.

You roll your eyes. "No," you sigh, "I came through the men's bathroom."

"You've got to be kidding me."

"Come on, would I lie to you?"

"Yes."

"God dammit."

The wolf grins. "C'mon James, let's take this guy downstairs."

There's a rustle of feathers behind you, and suddenly you find yourself lifted off the ground and thrown over the other guard's shoulder. You writhe and kick, but James just tightens his grip on you; he's strong. You're carried into the back section of the store, then down an elevator. Why would a McDonalds even have an elevator? You wonder. You consider asking one of the guards, but decide against it.

The lift shudders to a halt after a few minutes, and the three of you walk into a corridor. Or at least, you think it's a corridor - you're still stuck facing backwards. After several doorways, a few staircases and countless corners, the group finally stops and you're put back on the ground. You think about making a run for it, but quickly realise that you'd get lost in the maze of corridors. You sigh and turn around, and the wolf opens a door and pushes you in.

You find yourself in...


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