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Squeezed in

You huff and puff as you make your way slowly to the top of the hill. As you get close, you see that the castle looks... exactly like the one you came from. "Seriously," you say to no one in particular. "What was the point of sending me to a castle with the exact same layout!" you say, sitting to catch your breath, and almost rolling until you catch yourself with your arms to brace yourself.

"Well, for one, the views so much better," comes a voice, and you suddenly see the leprechaun floating above you. "Second," he says, and takes a deep breath, "Ahhhh, the air here is so much better."

He turns his attention to you. "Well, you be a bit bigger boyo when I last left you. I was sure I cut that part of the spell out." He lands on your stomach, setting it wobbling, "Or is it ye managed to get all this on yer own." he pats it. "Though I must commend ya, ya managed to make yourself far more comfy then I thought, after ye lose, I think I'll make you into... what do ye think better, a couch... or a bed."

"Hey, I haven't lost yet, all I have to do is find your gold" you say, huffing as you try to swat at the leprechaun, however with you just keeping yourself from rolling, and your reach impaired, you only manage to slap your side, making it wobble all the more.

"HA! And how do ya expect to do that? Ye won't be fittin in any doors with that rump of yers." he snaps his fingers. You feel your bulk suddenly rise off the ground, and hover forward to the front door, twisting in the air as you are pushed face first towards it. They open up just before you hit it, but a split second later, you feel the resistance as your chest flab collides with the doorframe. "Okay I get it." you say, but you feel the pressure continue, squeezing you forward until your chest pops in, leaving you wedged with your lower end hanging outside.

"Seriously laddie, ya cannae even fit through a double door, how do you expect to search a castle?"

"I'll find a way." you say, pushing against your flab, the walls flaring it out as you attempt to back up. "Now, get me out, your not supposed to hinder me, so either get me in or push me out, unharmed!"

"Fine," says the leprechaun, "But only cause yer entertaining me." he snaps his fingers, and you suddenly feel the pressure resume, only your body seems to turn to gelatin as it is forced in, squeezing through like play dough before returning to it's shape, and plopping you on the ground inside the castle. "Yer still stuck wither way." he says, "I'll see ya again when ye run out of time," he says, disappearing once more. You pant, rolling to your feet. You feel like you've just ended up back where you began since the castle feels just like the one you came from. And now your too fat to do a proper exploration. Well, maybe if you narrow it down, where would the leprechaun hide his gold now that your here and the size you are?


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