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Squirrel-induced coma

"He's coming round"

You slowly open your eyes to find yourself in what looks like some kind of hospital bed. There is a woman in a lab coat standing over you. "What happened?" you moan "Where am I"

"You were attacked by superintelligent squirrels that broke loose. You've been out for 40 hours. We were worried"

You come to your senses and sit up in bed "I was supposed to come here for some kind of a secret job!"

"If your unpleasent ordeal has put you off, we understand. We have agreed to pay you a large sum to make up for what happened."


Written by AndrewAnorak

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