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Get the hell outta Dodge

Pausing only to grab a bedsheet to cover your (not very modest) new features, you bolt for the door.

It's locked.

"Come here, gorgeous", Fred grins at you, almost literally drooling. "We've got plenty of time." You look to Sally for help, but she's too busy with her spellbook ... suspiciously busy, if that trace of a smile around her mouth is any indication.

Uttering the immortal words, "Sod it", you make a leap for the window, showering the room in powdery safety glass and leaving you downwardly mobile from a 3rd-story apartment.

"Bugger"

Fortunately, your fall is cushioned by a large number of small, furry rodents. As you blink in shock, the largest of their kind, an albino number somewhat disturbingly bearing a made in Japan label, looks at you accusingly.

"And what, pray tell, do you think you're doing?"

For the love of pizza, not again. It isn't enough making friends with a talking wolf and being turned into a bunny, now vermin are ripping on you. This is gonna call for something weird...


Written by Paul J. (edited by wanderer)

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