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Close, But No Cigar

You shriek and almost faint, but recover quickly. Sally looks at you confused. "Like, what's wrong?" she asks. "You're human, right?"

"Yeah, but I'm supposed to be MALE!"

"Oh, bummer," she says, frowning. "Well, I could, like, try it again, but..."

"But?" you repeat. You can't believe what's going on here. This ditzy girl made you a girl -- a really HOT one, but a girl just the same -- and now she says 'But...'? "But, what?"

"Hey! Don't yell at me!" she says, looking very upset. "I feel real bad about what happened, but, like, I'm still learning this magic stuff. You gotta give me a little time..."

Fred bursts out of the bathroom (well, better late than never...) and his jaw drops to the floor when he sees you. "What the--?"

"Never mind that right now," you say, shaking your head. "How long is it gonna take to get me back to normal?"

"Weeeeellll..." Sally replies, chewing on her lower lip. "It'll, like, be a while. I gotta find the spell, first..."

You feel like fainting again. How did you let yourself get into this mess in the first place?

"Well, at least you've got a nice body to wait in," Fred grins lecherously. As if you didn't have enough problems...


Written by an anonymous author (edited by phaedrus)

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