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Sweeps Week

At precisely that moment, a muffled scream issues from Fred's abominal region. "Let me out of here! Lengths? My contract never said anything about stunts. Get me out of here at once, or my lawyers will make mincemeat out of you!"

Before Lengths can respond, a little girl wanders up the flagstone walk to the cottage. She seems to be looking for someone. "May I help you, little girl?" you ask, hoping to stay out of any fight between Fred and Lengths. The little girl removes her hood and curtsies.

"You must be the wolf," she says. "I'm looking for Dick Van Dyke and Katherine Helmond. We're supposed to have a conference before we shoot the scene at Grandma's house."


Written by Joey Liverwurst (edited by wanderer)

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